What is holding your blog back

What is holding your blog back? Have you thought about it lately? My diagnosis is as follows

1. Little green men . Little green men are notorious for holding back domain names through some Google loop hole. right.
2. .com. conspiracy all dotcoms are ranked lower than .cruz or .squirl. as laid out in the cronigan convention
   
3. mulit-plane phenomenon. if your website has more than one page you probably deal with this monster
4. Google false low placement, due to the monetary resource indicator, which indicates that you are a millionaire. which is entirely true, but why shouldn't you spend money and be able to be on top?
5. hot chocolate spilled on your keyboard, and it no longer works. This one rarely happens, it's more likely you have the
   
6. evony syndrome. Almost epidemic. click the link to get a better description.
7. You have the whole winter off and all you can think about is why your out of hot chocolate.
8. http mania. mental institution is the only answer for this
9. large hand syndrome, your fingers are too big for the keyboard
10. your tired of working on your website. I would make sure all the aforesaid problems were definitely not an issue first though . this is quite rare.

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